Wew Lad, You Absolute Wanker!
You absolute muppet, you've gone and done it again. What a mental idea, I swear. Did anyone else see that coming? Probably not, because you're just too thick as a brick. You really gotta be kidding me, mate. Fair play Top bloke|What a legend {Get it done|Sorted! |You're mental, you know that? Wish the best for your next escapade. You're a